There’s no doubt we have plenty to learn from our dads, but sometimes their “wisdom” — dad jokes, of course! — leaves us rolling our eyes. In honor of Father’s Day, we asked Taskers and TaskRabbit HQ for the best (cringiest? most eye roll-inducing?) jokes they’ve learned from their father figures. Thanks for the lolz, dads!
“People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.” – Curtis J., New York City Tasker
“A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt. He sits down and places it next to him at the bar. The bartender asks, ‘What can I get for you?’ The man replies, ‘One for me, one for the road.'” – Sara B., Recruiting Coordinator
“Jokes about German Sausage are the wurst.” – Austin H., Indianapolis Tasker
Dad: “I’ll have the bacon and eggs.” Waitress: “How do you like them?” Dad: “I don’t know I haven’t gotten them yet!” – Jacob C., Boston Tasker
“Did you hear they put a restaurant on the moon? The food is okay but there’s no atmosphere.” – https://www.taskrabbit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/img_628bcc969aae5.png P., Chicago Tasker
Scene: Dad buying milk at the grocery store. Cashier: “Do you want your milk in a bag?” Dad: “No the carton will do just fine.” – Mark H., Marketing Manager
“Why was the surfer dude yawning at the beach? Because he was board.” – Johnathan H., Norfolk Tasker
“Do you know why there are fences in cemeteries? Because everyone is dying to get in!” –Gonzalo A., New York City Tasker
“I’m sorry I can’t take you to get a new bed at IKEA today, son. You should ask your Malm.” – Anonymous
“I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.” – Jetmir D., Vancouver Tasker
